ComedySketches include Republican Midterm Ads Cold Open, Dakota Johnson Monologue, Press Your Luck, Mean, Scary Girlfriend, Hospital Gossip, Guns For Women, Throne of the Dragonborn, Weekend Update, Get Ready With Me, and Goodnights & Credits. Check out these selected sketches and segments from each of this season's episodes, so you can make every night a Saturday Night.
ComedySketches include Trump Mamdani Cold Open, Jalen Brunson Monologue, Office MVP, Dream Academy Season 2, Men's Support Group, High School Musical: The New Generation, Airport Massage Chairs, Weekend Update, Liam's Parent-Teacher Conference, Shark Tank: Respectables, Old Friend, and Goodnights & Credits. Check out these selected sketches and segments from each of this season's episodes, so you can make every night a Saturday Night.
ComedyThere's trouble in the online gaming world when a mad gamer won't play by the rules. The boys dedicate their lives to defeating the renegade and saving the World of Warcraft.
ComedyWhile the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality.
ComedySuccessful writer Greg Russo arrives at Ludlow College to help support his daughter Katie, whose marriage is on the verge of imploding due to her husband Archie's infidelity. While Katie attempts to shield herself from the campus gossip mill, Greg gets to know Dylan, the head of the English department.
ComedyCartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back.
ComedyIn this workplace comedy, a group of dedicated, passionate teachers — and a slightly tone-deaf principal — are brought together in a Philadelphia public school where, despite the odds stacked against them, they are determined to help their students succeed in life. Though these incredible educators may be outnumbered and underfunded, they love what they do — even if they don’t love the school district’s less-than-stellar attitude toward educating children.
ComedyIn an effort to clean up their image, Paddy’s sponsors a local Little League team. But when The Gang spots softness in their franchise, they impose a radical new culture: win no matter what and do whatever it takes to get ahead. Written by Charlie Day & Rob Mac & Ross Maloney and directed by Heath Cullens.
ComedyOn the first one on one date, Haley impresses Mark with her zest for life and her quad strength. Then, Mandy compromises her values during a standup comedy date in the hopes of winning a bubble bath with Mark.
ComedyMark Orlando arrives at the mansion to meet his future wife. Will she be beautiful, smart, ethnic? The night turns dramatic when the ladies are given the task of making the first cut.
ComedyAfter a Christmas card catastrophe, Charlie nurses a bedridden Mac and Dennis and deliberates on which one is the originator of all their ideas. Dee and Frank are tired of being the bottom of the communication ladder and decide to flip the script. Written by David Hornsby and directed by Heath Cullens.
ComedyGEORGIE & MANDY’S FIRST MARRIAGE, the sequel to YOUNG SHELDON, follows Georgie (Montana Jordan) and Mandy (Emily Osment) as they raise their young family in Texas while navigating the challenges of adulthood, parenting, and marriage. In the series premiere, Georgie and Mandy get fed up staying with her parents and reconsider their living situation after a fight with Mandy’s mom, Audrey.
ComedyJulie and Vivian reveal shocking secrets at the Roller Rink. One lady is sent home for breaking the rules. Mark is not sure he can go on, but a surprise visitor helps him through the storm.
ComedyTamara and Carly compete for a hose on an exercise-themed two-on-one date. Will Tamara's monkey heart be a help or a hindrance? Mark takes the remaining four ladies to build a home for charity.
ComedyShred spirals when he discovers a negative online review about him that could reflect poorly on the precinct. Meanwhile, Patel, Victoria and Emily try to break up Addy's new relationship.
ComedyAn inflammatory episode of popular cartoon "Family Guy" causes a feud between Cartman and Kyle, while the rest of America valiantly buries its head in the sand (pt 1 of 2).
ComedyPam (Jenna Fischer) and Jim (John Krasinski) find they have run out of excuses and are forced to go to Jan (Melora Hardin) and Michael's (Golden Globe winner Steve Carell) house for dinner. When Andy (Ed Helms) and Angela (Angela Kinsey) are also invited to dinner, Dwight's (Rainn Wilson) jealousy gets the best of him. Leslie David Baker, Brian Baumgartner, Kate Flannery, Oscar Nunez, Phyllis Smith, Paul Lieberstein, Mindy Kaling and Creed Bratton also star.
ComedyIn the pilot episode of this hit comedy series, New York City sex columnist Carrie Bradshaw and her friends vow to stop worrying about finding the perfect mate--and start having sex like men. Carrie meets Mr. Big, Miranda warms up to Skipper and Samantha has a one-night-stand with a man Charlotte wouldn't sleep with on the first date.
ComedyMr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.
ComedySeries premiere. Upon returning from a baptism marathon in China with his father Eli and brother Kelvin, Jesse Gemstone receives a video from blackmailers seeking to sully his reputation. Eli moves forward with plans to expand the Gemstone empire as he continues to mourn his late wife Aimee-Leigh.
ComedyMoments after Michael Bluth decides he’s leaving the family business because he was passed over for a promotion, his father is arrested for shady bookkeeping.
ComedyA pool party seems like the perfect way for Mark to get to know the ladies better, also to get a sense of what they might look like naked. Then, Mark surprises Agnes by bringing her son, Hershel, to meet them at the park.
ComedyThe children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson," the new neighbor in town, and Cartman goes out of his way to get "Mr. Jefferson" to love him best.
ComedyAfter setting boundaries with her parents, Katie makes a decision about her marriage to Archie – who has his own talk with Sunny about the future. Then, as he grapples with Katie's independence, Greg prepares to say goodbye to his semester at Ludlow.
ComedyDave takes a closer look at the Diddy-driven show "Making da Band" and premieres his new puppet show Kneehigh Park; musical performance by Snoop Dogg.
ComedySeries Premiere. Hannah, a 24-year-old aspiring writer living in NYC, is blindsided when her parents cut her off financially. Subsequently fired from her unpaid internship, she seeks comfort from Adam, the eccentric actor she sometimes sleeps with when she can get him to respond to her texts. Meanwhile, Hannah's best friend and Type-A roommate Marnie hosts a dinner party for their bohemian British friend Jessa, who has returned from who-knows-where to move in with her younger, 'Sex and the City'-obsessed cousin Shoshanna.
ComedyIgnoring the cautionary portents of a negative review, Vince ramps up his already-excessive spending by leasing a new Rolls-Royce. Ari urges Vince to get a 'real' manager, causing a wounded Eric to do some soul-searching. Meanwhile, Drama skips a 'Vagina Monologues' rehearsal (go figure) to join Vince and the entourage at a wild party hosted by a sexy actress.
ComedyMark invites Annie and Carly to spend a romantic night with him. Mark proposes to the woman of his dreams in this stunning finale. Then, Mark returns to the hot seat to face the ladies he rejected and answer some tough questions.
ComedyThe final three ladies bring their families to the mansion to meet Mark. Then, Mark brings the final two ladies to the firehouse to meet his best friend, Jay. Their date is interrupted by a real life emergency.
ComedySeries premiere. Burned out and broke, former big-league pitcher Kenny Powers returns home to North Carolina to teach PE at the local middle school he once attended. Wreaking havoc at school, around town and at the home of his brother Dustin, Kenny settles into his role as the town's loose-cannon agitator, setting his sights on winning back his high-school flame April, now a teacher engaged to the school principal, Terrence Cutler.
ComedyLeaving Kyle injured on the roadside, Cartman races to network headquarters determined to put an end to "Family Guy" once and for all (pt 2 of 2).
ComedyThe girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
ComedyAfter Randy Marsh experiences an unfortunate incident on national TV, the "N" bomb hits South Park. While Randy seeks forgiveness from Jesse Jackson, South Park Elementary invites a midget by the name of Dr. Nelson to talk about sensitivity.
ComedyWhen Homer inadvertently saves the nuclear plant from a meltdown, he wins praise and respect, but fells he owes it all to just plain luck. In the end, even guest star Magic Johnson refers to a lucky break as “bulling a Homer.” Meanwhile, Bart realizes he wasn’t invited to Milhouse’s birthday party because Milhouse’s mother doesn’t think Bart is a good influence on her son.
ComedyShirley (Yvette Nicole Brown) tries to get everyone in the Christmas spirit, but Jeff (Joel McHale) threatens her holiday cheer when he decides to fight the school bully (guest star Anthony Michael Hall).
ComedyWhen Homer announces he would sell his soul for a donut the Devil disguised as Ned Flanders shows up to take him up on the offer. While riding to school Bart believes he sees a malevolent gremlin on the side of the bus. And Mr. Burns is Dracula in a spoof of Francis Ford Coppola's vampire film.
ComedyWhen keeping the basement rodent-free drives Charlie to the brink, the gang decides to put the cynicism aside and throw a surprise party to cheer him up.
ComedyThe doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner.
ComedyA freak accident causes Michael (Golden Globe winner Steve Carell) to feel the office is cursed. He explores the religious beliefs of his employees before deciding to hold a charity 5K fun run. Meanwhile, further developments in the romances of Pam (Jenna Fischer) and Jim (John Krasinski), and Dwight (Rainn Wilson) and Angela (Angela Kinsey) are explored. B.J. Novak, Melora Hardin, Ed Helms, Leslie David Baker, Brian Baumgartner, Kate Flannery, Oscar Nunez, Phyllis Smith, Paul Lieberstein, Mindy Kaling, Craig Robinson and Creed Bratton also star.
ComedyThe guys head to Vegas for a much-needed break and a $100K promo appearance for Vince. The appearance turns out to be more than they thought it would be, with Turtle reaping the benefits. Eric's jealous side is brought out by an actor's insinuating comments about Sloan. Vince and Ari partner at the tables, but Ari freaks out when Vince's luck wavers. Drama pours compliments on his masseur, leading to an awkward misunderstanding.
ComedyLarry offends a Jewish neighbor at the premiere of another friend's movie. Later, Larry experiences the 'trick' side of the Halloween expression 'trick or treat.'
ComedyLarry, Cheryl, Jeff and Susie encounter a 'nanny from hell' whose reign of terror is thwarted by ten sponge cakes. Larry commits a 'penis faux pas' after a pool party, and Richard Lewis seeks immortality from 'Bartlett's Quotations.'
ComedyStan's got a new dog-named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is.
ComedyIke’s going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! Stan, Kenny, and Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his parents are going to cut off Ike’s wee wee. Kyle sends Ike away to protect him from his scissor wielding parents.
ComedyWhen Buster asks George-Michael to score him some marijuana, Michael asks some male "cop" strippers to stage a phony bust to help scare his son straight.
ComedyOn an all-new episode of Ridiculousness, multi-talented host Maria Menounos shows off her "Signature Laughs," shares the secret to "Instant Abs" with Rob, and explains what it's like to be a true "Stinkface."
ComedyAfter Bart’s tattoo removal, Homer’s failure as a department store Santa, and a bad day at the dog track, Christmas prospects look dim for the Simpsons. But Homer seizes the day, and, with the help of Santa’s Little Helper, blunders home with the best gift of all --something to share the family’s love. And frighten prowlers. A holiday classic!!
ComedyAfter the other boys explain to Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own, Cartman realizes he's been tricked by the school bully, Scott Tenorman.
ComedyIn this annual terror-themed trilogy Bart and Lisa discover an evil creature living in the attic Lisa inadvertently creates a miniature civilization and aliens Kang and Kodos run for President of the United States.
ComedyIn the Season Two premiere, Carrie follows up the struggle of breaking up with Mr. Big by dating a 'new Yankee.' Meanwhile, Samantha expresses dissatisfaction with her boyfriend's lack of manhood and Charlotte's man has a problem with his crotch adjustments.
ComedyWhen Ilana finds out about a secret, pop-up Lil Wayne concert, she and Abbi hustle their way through New York City to scrape together enough money for tickets. No matter how creepy it gets, the girls keep their eyes on the prize.
ComedyDave hosts his new game show "I Know Black People," with another installment of "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong"; musical performance by Erykah Badu.
ComedyDave reveals sketches that were too wrong for TV, including a visit to Nelson Mandela's bootcamp for teens and a world where everyone is gay; musical performance by Kanye West & Mos Def.
ComedyCasey begins to slow down at the job, due to his impending divorce. The staff tries to get him out of his haze and J.J. and the network brass threaten to fire him. At the same time Casey himself thinks about leaving until he witnesses that he'd only do this for the wrong reasons. Dana hires a new associate producer, neurotic, but brilliant Jeremy Goodwin. Dan has a New York Renaissance....
ComedyIn his new role as School Hallway Monitor at South Park Elementary, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.
ComedyAngry, pervy, outrageous and hilarious Fleabag arrives with a bang, as she spins through the city grasping at anyone and anything that might keep her head above water.
ComedyPeter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends and neighbors. While Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating, Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party with high hopes for the evening.
ComedyAt Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets the friendly fiancé, Eric (special guest star Sean Penn - "Dead Man Walking"), of her flighty twin, Ursula. Phoebe becomes alarmed when she learns that her sister has misrepresented herself to the trusting guy--and Phoebe finds herself attracted to him as well. Monica comes disguised as Catwoman and wonders if she could defeat Phoebe's Supergirl character. Chandler arrives as a pink bunny and mistakes Ross' giant "Spudnik" costume for something found on a sidewalk. Also, Rachel gives away all the candy and guiltily resorts to writing checks for the trick-or-treaters.
ComedyCartman is sure he's dead and Butters is sure that Eric Cartman's ghost is haunting him. Together they attempt to make amends to all the people Cartman has wronged over the years.
ComedyAfter buying weed in an attempt to get Ted expelled, John and Ted discover their love of drugs. Getting kicked out of school, however, proves to be harder than expected.
